See the swamp, how big it’s grown
But friend it hasn’t been too long.
(Title thanks to Bobby Goldsboro)
By Brent Johnson, Clam Gulch
The alligator
in the elevator
asked if I knew Captain Hook?
Well the bayou
is getting high too
and this swamp is a Donnybrook.
There’s Spanish moss,
Betsy DeVos,
and a bloody sacred, Moss cow.
With full support
of Paul Manafort;
Tweeter Skeeter is your boss now!
Skinny Flynn
came marchin’ in
but he was working for a Turkey.
We have a dossier
quite risque´
where the swamp is a wee-bit murky.
National park?
They’re just a lark
with instructions to “Till here son.”
Mines will grow
in salmon roe
and Big Oil will fear none.
The Arctic chaps
bare white caps
to worship a sea level that is gaining.
With provocation
towards inoculation;
turns out it’s science that is draining.
