See the swamp, how big it’s grown
But friend it hasn’t been too long.
(Title thanks to Bobby Goldsboro)
By Brent Johnson, Clam Gulch
in the elevator
asked if I knew Captain Hook?
Well the bayou
is getting high too
and this swamp is a Donnybrook.
There’s Spanish moss,
and a bloody sacred, Moss cow.
With full support
of Paul Manafort;
Tweeter Skeeter is your boss now!
came marchin’ in
but he was working for a Turkey.
We have a dossier
where the swamp is a wee-bit murky.
They’re just a lark
with instructions to “Till here son.”
Mines will grow
in salmon roe
and Big Oil will fear none.
The Arctic chaps
bare white caps
to worship a sea level that is gaining.
turns out it’s science that is draining.