A climate change conspiracy?

Ouch! Forecasters say its going down to 23 degrees F tonight. I’ll have to cover my two-lips, which have been bloomin’ in the rain. Such cold snaps are solid-like-ice proof that global warming is a conspiracy spawned by sharks in 196 countries to soak the wealthy. And here from the news:

A suburban St. Louis sewage treatment plant closed by flooding last week is operating again, but it’ll be days before it stops spewing raw sewage into the river.

Turdy torpedoes! Now poop will raise the sea level. And I don’t want that stuff on my two-lips. Hopefully, Teddy Cruise will come sailing in and bail me out by declaring it isn’t man-made.