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The Moose

Imagine a moose that dances,

For his beautiful girl he prances.

He will be fine,

If she asks him to dine,

So he will have to take his chances.

Tripping Animals

He walks into the dark hallway,

He trips on a big furry lump,

MEOWWW!

Boom! He falls

Farther he goes,

Trips on.

RUFF! Whimpers, Crash!

.The dog!

Creaking Floor And Creaking Door

The burglar opens the door to the girl's bedroom,

CREAK

He takes a step,

CRICK.

The girl screams, AHHHHH!

He runs,

The door opens, CREAK!

He trips, CA-BOOM!

He falls and the girl hits him with a bat,

OUCH!

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